Rustic self-catering retreats
No workshops or classes
Just days on end of blissful writing to focus on your own project.
Your own self-catering cottage
With oodles of charm, a full kitchen and bathroom, a separate living room and two mezzanines.
Arrive in the afternoon so you can find us while it’s light.
15 miles/30 mins/£30 taxi from a mainline station (Tiverton Parkway in Devon).
The annexe is a separate little cottage at The Hideaway that looks down over a deserted valley, your very own bubble of serenity where you can think, create and just be, far away from the endless to-do lists of normal life.
It’s heated by a woodburner and the water is fed by a spring. It’s rustic, imperfect, and just a little bit magic, but it does normally get wifi (no TV, but that’s not what you’re here for).
I’m sorry, but the site is not accessible. Please take a look at the FAQ section to see if it’s suitable for you first, as it does have some quirks.
Looking to get away with a small group? On self-catering weeks you can hire both the cottage and annexe together self-catered – see the FAQ.
Time to think
Get away from the stresses of everyday life and just write
A place to relax
I’ll take care of boring practicalities like food so you can just work
Dates go up in batches every few months, so pop your details in the big turquoise signup box just above this to hear about new dates. They do sell out quickly and writers who have been before get priority booking, but if you want to be added to a temporary waiting list for a sold-out session, let me know.
Summer 2019 Dates
All self-catering retreats are a week long, from Friday to Friday. They start from 3pm on your first day and end at 10am on the final day so that you can arrive before dark.
About the annexe
The annexe is a cute and quirky self-contained one-bedroom cottage with its own kitchen and bathroom. The double bedroom and living room both have mezzanine levels and vaulted ceilings, and there’s a verandah outside.
I will probably be around further down the garden for much of the time, but may be away for a couple of nights at a time – I’ll make sure one of us is here to show you around on arrival though, and will be contactable by phone.
Renovations are nearly there! It’ll be a work in progress for a while, but here are some updated pics…
Looking from the living room into the bedroom. Who needs boring, regular sized doorways?
With a brand new comfy Eve mattress and 100% cotton bed linen
With a desk, sofa, and wood burner to keep you cosy
With a walk-in shower and possibly the best view-from-a-loo in Devon
Still a bit of a work in progress! The gorgeous new work surface used to be a school chemistry bench
Stained glass window above the living room mezzanine
Bookings are first come-first served, and please make sure you check availability before filling in the booking form.
Once you’ve booked, I’ll email you (this can take a few days) to confirm I’ve got your request and to send an invoice, and you’ll then have a week to transfer the money in order to secure your room. Rooms can’t be held without payment.
Cancellations and date changes must be made six weeks ahead of your retreat start date for a refund. If you cancel or change dates between three and six weeks ahead of your retreat date you’ll be entitled to a 50% refund. After this date, no refunds or changes are possible. All cancellations and booking changes are also subject to a £30 admin fee.
Please make sure that you have travel insurance as soon as you book in case you’re unable to come to the retreat at the last minute, have trouble on the journey, etc.
You’ll arrive from 3pm on your first day (no earlier please), and departures are at 10am on your last day.
So just how rustic is it? What's it like?
We believe the annexe was originally a cow byre. It’s now a one-bedroom cottage with mezzanine levels in the living and bedroom. Everything in it is a bit wonky – there’s no door between the living room and bedroom, just a narrow opening you may have to turn sideways to get through. The bathroom is built into the overhang of the verandah so you may have to duck. It’s definitely rustic, but we think it’s also pretty nice.
HEATING: It’s true, we don’t have central heating. Gasp! Heating comes from the wood burner. It’s definitely a woolly jumper and slippers type of house and it does tend to be chilly in the morning when the fire has died down, but it’s not as bad as it sounds! We’ll show you how to drive the fire, and there’s a plug-in radiator for cold mornings. You’ll also have up plenty of blankets and a hot water bottle.
BATHROOM: Your newly-renovated bathroom has a shower, loo and sink.
WIFI: We do have wifi but be aware that we are very rural and things can go wrong with the system quite easily. It’s pretty good when things are running smoothly though, good enough for video calls.
WATER: The water comes from a spring, not the mains. It’s UV filtered and delicious. However, if you have the slightest concerns or your immune system is compromised at all, then we have a Brita filter you are welcome to use.
NOISE: We’re set in the middle of farmland with a carpenter close by and we may need to do our own work on the land, so obviously we can’t guarantee quiet. Having said all that, this is one of the most peaceful places I know.
THE SITE: You’re very welcome to roam our 3 acres. We have paths down into the little wooded valley and along the river a little way, and a very friendly cat who might come with you. It has hazards aplenty (the bridge is slippery!), but hey, you’re an adult. We trust you to be sensible and safe.
THE CAT: We have a cat, in case that’s a problem for you. You can keep her out of the annexe very easily though.
ACCESSIBILITY: I’m really sorry, but there’s no getting around it: this is not an accessibility-friendly place. There are steps to the property and inside the property, and the whole thing sits on a precipitous slope.
ACCESS: The road is one-car-wide for a few miles from town, with grass growing up the middle and a lot of potholes. Do not bring your low-slung sports car.
NEARBY: You might wonder what facilities are nearby – er, none. The nearest pub is a 10/15 minute drive, the nearest shop a bit further, 5 miles or so. You probably wouldn’t want to walk it unless you really like hills. Did I mention it’s hilly round here? If you’re worried about it, the Country House is generally a bit more accessible both for people with limited mobility and in terms of access to services like healthcare and fancier facilities.
You get exclusive use of the annexe. We’ll supply bedding, towels (for one person) and firewood. We’ll also leave you a small stock of basics like cooking oil, salt and pepper.
Can I bring a second person?
Yes. For self-catering, there’s no charge at the moment if you want to bring another writer with you. However, there’s just one double bed, and there are no proper doors between any of the rooms (including between the bedroom and bathroom).
Can I come with a small group and hire the cottage too??
Yes! At the moment, for any week that’s showing availability for self-catering, you can hire both the house and the cottage, 3 double bedrooms in total, for £600.
If you want to bring more than 3 people and are happy with the bedroom/bathroom situation (all double beds, no door between bedroom and bathroom in the annexe), that’s fine. Let me know though so that I can provide extra towels. I can also add a single mattress to the floor of the attic reading nook – it’s not a classy place to stay and again there’s no door but if that suits you better that’s fine!
For more details and pictures of the cottage, take a look here.
Is it accessible to wheelchairs or people with limited movement?
I’m really sorry, but the annexe is distinctly unfriendly to people with accessibility issues. The whole site sits on a steep slope, requiring steps to get to. The inside of the annexe is full of little oddities – steps here and there, mezzanine levels reached by ladders, narrow doorways you have to turn to get through, low door lintels and a tightly-sloped bathroom.
These are problems with a very old building that we just can’t overcome.
How do I get food?
Self-catering at the annexe is easiest if you’re driving here, because the train station isn’t in town so you’d need to get yourself to a shop in town, then up to us. It’s do-able, but more awkward, and having no car means you can’t just pop out for a pint of milk.
The nearest shop is Morrison’s in Tiverton – Tiverton also has a large Tesco, and I can point you in the direction of a great independent butcher and the market.
Supermarkets do deliver (certainly Sainsburys and Tesco do), and you can book a slot that will arrive shortly after you do.
If you forget something, it’s a 20 minute drive each way.
I’ll supply some basics like oil, salt and pepper, and a few spices.
How much contact will there be with you/other people?
I live with my partner further down the garden (like a gnome). We will try to be there to greet you and show you how everything works.
Beyond that, we’re quite often at home and around for the odd cup of tea or in case there are any problems. We do have to go away regularly for a couple of days at a time though, which may happen while you’re here. If we go away, you’ll have my mobile number.
We don’t normally have other writers on-site at the same time (unless someone requests the cottage to come with a friend, or unless you want both the cottage and annexe for a small group), so you will have glorious isolation to follow your muse!
What are check in/out times?
You can arrive from 3pm on your first day, meaning that if you’re driving you can arrive in the light and hopefully find us (!) Departures are at 10am for self-catering retreats.
How do I get there?
I’ll send the location after you’ve booked, but it’s a 30-ish minute taxi ride (14 miles) from Tiverton Parkway, which is on the main train line between London and Paddington. Tiverton Parkway is a 15 minute bus ride (leaves hourly but not always well-timed) from Tiverton itself. Taxis are £30 from the station.
For self-catering retreats, it’s probably going to be easier for you to have a car.
Driving, it’s a 20 minute drive west of Tiverton on country lanes. It’s only fair to be completely honest about this, we are on a very narrow, winding road with plenty of hills and fewer passing places than you’d like. It’s only one car wide for a long way, and there are a lot of potholes. Even with directions you might think you’re lost at least once (if we can share a WhatsApp pin it’s much easier – google maps seems to go a bit skewiff around here). Think of it as an adventure, or the price you’re paying for rural bliss…
Is there wifi?
Yes, usually, and it’s pretty decent, but, ehhhhhhh, this is the middle of the countryside so it has been known to vanish after storms, in high winds or just because it’s Tuesday.